Wonderful Winter Vacation (Day 5)

January 3, 2011

The original schedule called for us to wake up on December 20th in Regensburg, but the long delay at the second lock put us a few hours behind. Until we saw the sheer volume of river traffic, the idea of an advanced schedule at the locks meant nothing to us. The final lock we encountered prior to docking at Regensburg gave us a bit of insight into the matter.

Anticipation as we wait for the cargo vessel to leave the lock

It won’t be long now.

Just how long is that boat?

You’ve got to be kidding!

Finally!

One thing I found particularly interesting was the number of cargo vessels that had an automobile parked on the roof of the tow boat. I guess when the crew was granted shore-leave they didn’t want to have to rent a car.

At last it was our turn.

Out of the canal… and beyond Regensburg.

Regensburg is where the canal connects with the Danube River. The juncture is actually just beyond the city, and I’m not sure many vessels the size of those traversing the canal could go much beyond Regensburg on the Danube. Here is a map of the city.

Map of Regensburg.

The canal is at the top of the map and there are some islands between the waterways. Once we entered the Danube, we had to back up to the dock. Just beyond the dock was the oldest stone bridge on the Danube. Our vessel could not have gone under it.

Old stone bridge.

We had already eaten breakfast by the time we docked, so we were quickly ready to leave the ship and get on with our walking tour. Because of our numbers, they broke us into three groups. Our radio receivers were numbered accordingly and we were off… into the misty rain.

Our tour guide, who was from Austria (I think) informed us that there were numerous shops where we could buy umbrellas. However, he maintained a fast pace and did not allow us time to stop in one of those shops.

HURRY!

That’s our guide charging off in the distance. OK, I may be exaggerating.

Wealth towers.

One of the facts our guide pointed out was that the wealthiest families in many towns would build high towers that served no real purpose. If the family lived in the structure, they only occupied the bottom-most floors. The towers were nothing more than symbols of their wealth. I guess you might call them the Lexus and BMWs of their time.

Another rich family.

Take a close look at the wall around the window.

I can’t recall what our guide told us about this building. I just recall the wall behind him. I would guess the structure was at least a couple of hundred years old and the builders obviously weren’t all that concerned about making sure everything squared up.

We shortly moved on to the one part of the tour about which our guide was most knowledgeable. St. Peter’s Cathedral.

Another church older than our country.

Based on the number of old churches and cathedrals we saw on our vacation, it would be easy to envision a month-long tour of Germany where the participants would do nothing but walk through these wonderful edifices. It seemed that every town – regardless of how small that town was – had at least two magnificent structures designed specifically for worship. My guess is that, following the Reformation, the original one was for Roman Catholics and the newer one(s) for non-Catholics.

A better view of the intricate architecture.

The steeples that serve as guideposts.

Notice that the one side of the structure seems much brighter than the other. The building was being cleaned, slowly but surely. That was the case with many of the older buildings we saw throughout the trip.

The height of the spires is also to be noted. In most cities and towns we visited, no building could be built higher than the church steeples. Thus, wherever you were in a city, if you could see the steeples, you had a rough idea of where you were.

Inside the church.

It was difficult to get good pictures inside the churches. Some didn’t want anyone to use a flash. In many cases, the flash resulted in a darker image because the items being photographed were too far above or beyond to have the flash provide any true lighting. Turning the flash off meant the automatic camera would leave the shutter open a fraction of a second longer; unless one has nerves of steel and can hold a camera perfectly still, the resulting picture will be blurred – sometimes beyond recognition.

Minor blur.

The flash worked on this one.

To give you a rough idea of the size of this church.

Bear in mind that the population of Regensburg today is a mere 130,000. Construction of the present day cathedral began in 1273 and took 600 years to complete. I doubt if the population was anything near what it is today when the construction began. Obviously the building fund for churches back then was not solely the responsibility of the parishioners… at least not directly. Government, wealthy land owners, and larger church organizations had to have been involved, and it may have been similar to St. Lukas in Munich; The town’s civic leaders insisted on a structure that would clearly demonstrate the power and wealth of the town… whether the town was all that prosperous of not.

A fitting scene for the Christmas season.

That was the end of that walking tour. As I recall, our tour guide left at the front of the church. We explored the inside on our own.

We then made our way back to the river front to take a closer look at that stone bridge.

Looking back from the middle of the bridge.

Although the gates have long since been removed, one can see how the structures at the end of the bridge served to keep the wrong sort of people out.

A German hot-dog stand.

The Wurstkuche was listed on our map as a historic site, but we never did determine its age. We did stop in for a pre-lunch snack. We had to enter through the kitchen and stoop as we walked into the dining room. The dining room had two long tables with benches. We ordered a serving of Nuremberg brats. These were bratwursts that were about 4 inches long and as big around as a person’s pinkie finger. Supposedly, they were made that size so they could fit through a keyhole for patrons who arrived at the beer gardens after the government-enforced closing time. I had a dark beer and Lu had a coke. She also helped herself to a roll from the ever-present bread basket on the table. Had we known one of our shipmates was going to pick up the tab, I might have ordered a steak… or at least another beer.

On our first night in Munich, we had eaten three pretzels out of the basket and learned that the “honor” system applied in restaurants as well. The waiter expected to be told how much bread, rolls, or pretzels we ate and charged us accordingly.

View of the cruise ships.

There was another bridge between the old stone bridge and where our ship was docked. I walked out to the middle hoping to get a decent picture of our vessel. Ours was the third one – the farthest from the bridge.

I also took another picture of St. Peter’s.

St. Peter’s seen through the snow.

By now, the rain had stopped and it was now snowing again. Unfortunately, my jacket was already soaked through. Whatever Scotch Guard had been there when it was new was thoroughly wiped away from numerous trips to the dry cleaners.

The pilot house of our ship.

The bow with the radar units lowered.

I took the above photos trying to figure how we managed to pass under bridges on the canal without taking off the captain’s head. Standing on the bow with the radar units in their lowered positions, I was sure we would scrape the bottom of the bridges. Then, when I saw the pilot house a good bit higher, I could only wonder at how many times the captain involuntarily ducked.

Following lunch, Lu and I took a taxi to the Romantic Christmas Market on the far side of town. The most uncomfortable part of that excursion was putting my wet coat back on. We wondered around the market for a while, but bought very little. We had been led to believe that we would see glass blowers and other artisans plying their trades. Perhaps they had taken the afternoon off.

In any case, we walked back to the ship and enjoyed the sights and sounds of the German people going about their daily routines.

Back on board ship, we enjoyed another fabulous dinner and a pleasant evening chatting with our new found friends.

By 8:00 PM we were once again sailing. But this time it was on the Danube and there was no ice to crush against the side of our ship. We slept better than the night before. It was much quieter and we had done a good bit more walking.


Long Lasting Laughter

February 4, 2009

My thanks to Gerry Gorzoch (a high school classmate) for the inspiration for today’s post.

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Notice that I didn’t call Jerry an ‘old’ high school classmate. To do so would admit that I too am old. But what the hey – we’re both old!

Jerry emailed me a list of bumper stickers that came from the web site of a company called P & M Caregivers. The company specializes in services for senior citizens and their web site includes a section on humor.

Some of the ‘humor’ relates to various stunts (both legal and criminal) pulled by folks who should be old enough to know better. A case in point is the two elderly gents who wheeled (using an office chair) the dead body of their friend to a check cashing business in an attempt to cash his social security check before they called the undertaker.

Other portions of the humor pages include cartoons, jokes, and bumper stickers. Here are a few of the sayings found on the bumper stickers, which can be purchased at the Geezer Shop:

  • When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don’t care about the W.
  • I was always taught to respect my elders. Now I don’t have anyone to respect.
  • I’m so old I can’t buy green bananas.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • I’m so old that whenever I eat out they ask me for money up front.
  • You know you’re getting old when your bank sends you their free calendar… one month at a time.

It would seem that ‘senior’ humor is one of the few things we laugh about that is still politically correct. I recall as a child, we told jokes about morons – why did the moron drive his new truck off the cliff? He wanted to test his air brakes.

Then we went through the period of ethnic jokes. Of course, some of those jokes are still making their rounds. We’ve laughed at the Polish, Irish, Italians, Jews, and folks from Alabama. If a man divorces his wife in Alabama, is she still his cousin?

Many topics used in jokes are now considered to be in bad taste. But senior citizens are still ‘open game.’ That is as it should be. We seniors have two choices – seriously look at the fact that we are running out of time, or make jokes about getting old.

A musical that my bride and I have seen numerous times is called “Cotton Patch Gospel”. Tom Key and Harry Chapin teamed up to produce a play that brings the story of Jesus’ birth into modern times. Jesus is born in Gainesville, Georgia to Joe and Mary Davidson. When Governor Herod sends out goons to try to find and kill the baby Jesus, the family flees to Mexico. Later they move to Valdosta, Georgia. Finally, Jesus and his group of followers go to Atlanta where Jesus is arrested and eventually lynched.

My favorite line from that play is spoken by Jesus when he meets with his disciples shortly after his resurrection. He says simply, “It worked!!”

I’m not sure how atheists view death, but anyone who openly states that he or she believes in some sort of life in the hereafter might also have some doubts bouncing around in the back of his or her head. We truly want to believe we’ll move on to another plane of existence and even reunite with many friends and family members. But we won’t be positively sure until we experience it firsthand.

So, why not push the doubts aside by enjoying life and taking the time to laugh at our state in life?

I’ll finish this post with a joke from the P & M web site.

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my sixties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new pretty white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with the old geezer’s blood on my new pretty white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to take my meds and write to the Hefty bag people.