Have I Broken the Law?

Big Brother is Watching Closely

I have not yet returned my census form because it is not yet April 2nd. Until that date, how can I be absolutely certain as to who lives at this address on April 1st?

Come to think of it, I submitted my tax return about three weeks ago and the U.S. Government still hasn’t sent me my check. Perhaps I should send them a postcard to remind them that they are being remiss.

At least I have an excuse. All the IRS can claim is bankruptcy.

Come to think of it, if the census bureau would stop spending money on ads during the Super Bowl and these silly postcards, maybe the IRS would have enough money to pay me.

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